Bus Beats

I know that I have mentioned my bus rides from work on several occasions. But, I must admit. They can be very interesting at times.

Two days ago, I listened as one woman attempted for 30 mins to sell a Mexico vacation to the women occupying the seat next to her. Interesting how the conversation flowed. The women being sold was clearly feeling as though she was making a friend. But, the seller was rolling with the conversation and kept bringing it back to that vacation. In the end, they parted ways with an assurance that the sellee would surely be checking out this great deal.

This morning, I enjoyed listening to another set of women admire pictures from a recent wedding. Friendly pleasantries and compliments were exchanged.

But, this afternoon, well, it takes the cake. A man and woman sat right behind me. We shall call them Man & Woman. Their conversation began with Man telling Woman about his trip to Spain. At first, I thought she was just acting interested. He told her about how one of their tour guides was flirting with his 22 yr old daughter. During this conversation, Woman stated, "Well, you like to flirt.. why is it so wrong for her to flirt?" Hmmm... not to alarming right? Then, they began looking at his vacation photos. Woman kept making what I felt was really statements. For example: Man showed her a picture of an Iguana "That's an Iguana." To which Woman replied, "Oh, a lizard?" Ok?? She continued to make comments about his pictures that seemed a bit obvious. As we neared the bus stop, Man says, "Well, I enjoyed seeing you. I won't be at work tomorrow. Seems like I never took time off." Woman says, "I missed you while you were gone. I bet you didn't miss me." Man says, "Actually, I did miss you."

The moral of this story: My instincts tell me something is going on with these two. I would guess they are tinkering on the verge of an affair. This is not really my business.

But isn't it interesting the things that I get to hear on the bus?