Désordre de Table

My disorderly table! Is it just me? Or, does everyone has a place, table, desk, etc. in their home that is the catch-all when you walk in the door? Well, here's mine:
I know it didn't need explaining. But, I am always amazed at the random stuff that it collects. (You do recognize that I'm not taking ownership in the collection? The stuff just seems to gather here on it's own.)