Gosh Darnit!

You see the time on this post, right? I was jarred out of bed by a huge crash of lightning. Had I not looked out the window, I would have sworn that it struck something right outside my bedroom. It seriously sounded like it hit the light pole or Kelley's truck or something. I DID hear a crash!!! But, to no avail, at this late hour (or wee, wee morning hour), I don't see the lightning's damage other than my sleepy reflection in the mirror. I'm up, gosh darnit!!! And, can't get back to sleep.

So here are some questions that I thought might cause you to wonder as well...

• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
• Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
• If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut,why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
• If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Sweet dreams!